People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
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- everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
- me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.
OMG HAHAHA
LMAO YESSSSSS
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When I’m really high and I try to avoid someone
lol did this in the dolphin mall once. i straight up saw this creep i recognized and just BOLTED without any regards for if tyler could keep up with my slinky ass self just slipping between people and merchandise lmao
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cleaning day!
so far i’ve cleaned ceila, willow, da babyy and he-who-must-not-be-named [i’m oddly okay with this name, hmm]. next littlefoot needs his poopies removed.
maybe when it’s done raining i’ll even clean my car. and get a car wash. poor thing deserves it, today we drove through a bunch of bouncing rocks on the turnpike… not that i have any idea where all those random bouncing rocks came from.
